Shark Night 3D (2011) RELEASED September 2, 2011 RUNTIME 91 mins DIRECTOR David R. Ellis WRITERS Will Hayes (screenplay), Jesse Studenberg (screenplay) STARS Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English STUDIO Incentive Filmed Entertainment GENRES Horror, Thriller Streaming on: Netflix The plot: Freshwater sharks terrorize a group of vacationing assholes. Random observations: Oh my God, do NOT swim right after you get a tattoo. This film was nominated for a Fangoria Chainsaw Award in 2012 for "Worst Film" (it tied for second place with 2011's Fright Night). If you can make it through until the end of the credits you can watch the cast in the music video for "Sharks Bite". In one way, there are no bad shark movies. The fact that a camera person would work in water all day for weeks on end is impressive to me. One time I was in a short film and it rained for like 2 hours and I wanted to die. I can't even imagine just...
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