Harry & Meghan (2022)

Episodes 1 & 2

NETWORK: Netflix PREMIERED December 8, 2022 RUNTIME 58m

TOTAL RUNTIME 5h 25m (6 episodes) COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English

STUDIOS Diamond Docs, Story Syndicate, Archewell Productions GENRES Documentary

From their courtship to their exit from royal life, Harry and Meghan share their complex journey in their own words in this docuseries.

Streaming on Netflix

Okay, I don't know dick about either of these people except that Meghan was on Suits. It would probably make a huge difference. When I was little I really wanted to be like Princess Di. I thought it was neat that she got to travel internationally and help people.

0.1/1 Directing

0.2/1 Cinematography

0.1/1 Visual design

0.2/1 Editing

0.4/1 Plot

0.2/1 Writing

0.1/1 Acting

0.6/1 Soundtrack/Score/Sound

0.1/1 Originality

0.3/1 Rewatchability

Total: 2.3/10 (Bad) Binge Bones

The verdict: I just don't care enough about the Royal Family to get into this. The narrator is annoying and reminds me of the music agent in Flight of the Conchords.

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