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Swamp Shark (2011)

 Swamp Shark (2011)

RELEASED June 25, 2011 RUNTIME 85 mins 

DIRECTOR Griff Furst 

WRITERS Eric Miller (screenplay), Charles Bolon, Jennifer Iwen (screenplay) 

STARS Christopher Berry, Wade Boggs, Marcus Lyle Brown

COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English 

STUDIO Bullet Films GENRES Horror, Thriller

Streaming on: TubiTV




The plot: An animal smuggling deal goes wrong resulting in a huge shark accidentally being let loose in a swamp.


Random observations:

  • Movie: "You're gonna need a bigger Band-Aid". Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha *laughcries*
  • Why is this movie so green?
  • Sharkapitation!
Swamp Shark provides us with mindless b.s. human relationships as we wait for them all to meet unseemly demises. Peppered with obnoxious swamp rock, we are thrust directly into the world of animal smuggling as represented by the rejected auditioners of Real World: Nameless Bayou Town.


0.1/1 Directing
0.3/1 Cinematography
0.2/1 Visual design
0.3/1 Editing
0.1/1 Plot 
0/1 Dialogue
0.3/1 Acting
0.4/1 Soundtrack/Score/Sound
0.2/1 Originality
0.3/1 Rewatchability
Total: 2.2/10 Binge Bones

The verdict: There are honestly some pretty hilarious kills in this, but the piece as a whole is a complete mess.
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