Binge Bones

 Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) RELEASED November 23, 2022   RUNTIME 2 h  19 m DIRECTOR Rian Johnson WRITER Rian Johnson COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English STUDIO T-Street Productions GENRES Mystery ,  Comedy ,  Thriller World-famous detective Benoit Blanc heads to Greece to peel back the layers of a mystery surrounding a tech billionaire and his eclectic crew of friends. Starring: Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, Janelle Monáe, Kathryn Hahn, Leslie Odom Jr., Kate Hudson Streaming on Netflix I'm excited that this might turn into a series with a ton of movies because besides things like Bullet Train and straight up Agatha Christie remakes, mysteries really haven't been a genre that has been at the forefront of film in a very long time. I'm excited for its return. 0.9/1 Directing  0.9/1 Cinematography 0.9/1 Visual design 0.8/1 Editing 0.8/1 Plot  0.9/1 Writing 1/1 Acting 0.8/1 Soundtrack/Score/Sound 0.7/1 Originality 0.5/1 Rewatchability Total: 8.2/10 Binge Bones (A

 The People We Hate at the Wedding (2022) RELEASED November 17, 2022   RUNTIME 1 h  39 m DIRECTOR Claire Scanlon WRITERS Lizzie Molyneux-Logelin   (screenplay) ,  Wendy Molyneux   (co-writer) ,  Grant Ginder   (novel) COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English STUDIOS FilmNation Entertainment ,  Amazon Studios ,  Wishmore GENRES Comedy Save the hate. A dysfunctional family that can't seem to get along and get it together reluctantly reunites for a family wedding. As their many skeletons are wrenched from the closet, it turns out to be just what this singular family needs to reconnect. Starring: Kristen Bell, Allison Janney, Ben Platt, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, Adam Godley Streaming on Amazon Prime. It's nice to see Kristen Bell and Alison Janney together, but this plays more like a pilot to a TV series more than it does a feature film. The musical scoring tells us that it doesn't trust us to pick up on comedy and overpunctuates moments in a condescending way. 0.9/1 Directing  0.6

 The Recruit (2022-) AIRS Friday s at  3:00 AM  on  Netflix PREMIERED December 16, 2022 RUNTIME 55 m TOTAL RUNTIME 7 h  20 m   (8 episodes) CREATOR Alexi Hawley COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English STUDIOS Hypnotic ,  Entertainment One ,  P3 Media GENRES Drama ,  Crime A fledgling lawyer at the CIA that becomes enmeshed in dangerous international power politics when a former asset threatens to expose the nature of her long-term relationship with the agency unless they exonerate her of a serious crime. Streaming on Netflix I have only watched the first episode so far, so I obviously can't speak for the whole season. The truth is I want this to be Mindhunter. :( Oh well. I appreciate the sarcasm in the writing, but I'm not sure what this show is trying to do. Is this a Jack Ryan thing? I like cheese. Mmm... cheese. I'm totally getting some cheese after I post this. 0.2/1 Directing  0.5/1 Cinematography 0.6/1 Visual design 0.1/1 Editing 0.7/1 Plot  0.8/1 Writing 0.8/1 Acting

 Black Christmas (2006) RELEASED December 25, 2006  + 3 more RUNTIME 1 h  35 m DIRECTOR Glen Morgan WRITERS Glen Morgan   (screenplay) ,  Roy Moore   (author) COUNTRY United States LANGUAGE English STUDIOS Dimension Films ,  Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer ,  2929 Productions ,  Corus Entertainment ,  Movie Central ,  Hard Eight Pictures GENRES Horror ,  Thriller ,  Holiday ,  Mystery This holiday season, the slay ride begins. An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. Streaming on Hulu So I just watched the original Black Christmas for the first time a couple days ago, so it's pretty fresh in my mind. One thing that made Bob Clark's version better is that the low budget aspect of it actually contributed to the creepiness and horror. This version looks better in a lot of ways, but the polish detracts from the gritty horror that helped the 1974 version succeed better at the goal it se

 Harry & Meghan (2022) Episodes 1 & 2 NETWORK: Netflix          PREMIERED December 8, 2022          RUNTIME 58m TOTAL RUNTIME 5h 25m (6 episodes)          COUNTRY United States          LANGUAGE English  STUDIOS Diamond Docs, Story Syndicate, Archewell Productions          GENRES Documentary From their courtship to their exit from royal life, Harry and Meghan share their complex journey in their own words in this docuseries. Streaming on Netflix Okay, I don't know dick about either of these people except that Meghan was on Suits. It would probably make a huge difference. When I was little I really wanted to be like Princess Di. I thought it was neat that she got to travel internationally and help people. 0.1/1 Directing  0.2/1 Cinematography 0.1/1 Visual design 0.2/1 Editing 0.4/1 Plot  0.2/1 Writing 0.1/1 Acting 0.6/1 Soundtrack/Score/Sound 0.1/1 Originality 0.3/1 Rewatchability Total: 2.3/10 (Bad) Binge Bones The verdict: I just don't care enough about the Royal Famil

One Missed Call (2004) Takashi Miike directs this Japanese tech-horror in which people mysteriously start receiving voicemail messages from their future selves, foretelling their deaths.  Release date: 1/17/04 (Japan) Runtime: 1 hour 52 minutes Director: Takashi Miike Writers: Yasushi Akimoto (novel), Minako Daira (screenplay) Streaming on: YouTube, TubiTV, Cinemax I was working in a movie theater when this came out and I believe at the time I didn't know Takashi Miike yet. Unfortunately it wasn't at our theater very long, and I missed the opportunity to see it on the big screen.  0.5/1 Directing  0.4/1 Cinematography 0.5/1 Visual design 0.6/1 Editing 0.4/1 Plot  0.5/1 Writing 0.3/1 Acting 0.5/1 Soundtrack/Score/Sound 0.1/1 Originality 0.5/1 Rewatchability Total: 4.3/10 Binge Bones The verdict: Inconsistently effective, maybe only watch if you already love Takashi Miike or Japanese ghost horror.